Three Squares And A Cot...Not
I want to share with you some of what I ate this past Sunday.
My breakfast included cold, syrup soaked pancakes along with some backwashed orange juice.
My lunch included left over wheat bread crust with the slight taste of peanut butter & fluff, half eaten green pepper slices along with watered-down cranberry juice.
My dinner included wheat bread crust with only slightly melted cheese along with half a bite of a cold hot dog left inside the ketchup soaked remains of a bun. I did leave the burnt, peeled off pieces of hot dog casing behind.
For dessert, I enjoyed broken Oreo cookie pieces left on the table. I washed it all down with the grey colored, lukewarm milk used by the kids to dunk the cookies in.
Oh, and I woke up yesterday morning with The Champ overtaking better than half of my bed as well as my pillow.
When did I become the family dog?