Saturday, October 11, 2008

It Was Eleven Years Ago Today


Let me ask you this.

What is an appropriate anniversary gift for your wife after she's spent the last nine months with another man?

Just curious.

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11 Comments:

Anonymous stepping over the junk said...

TP her house?

Sat Oct 11, 01:36:00 PM 2008  
Anonymous bea said...

Silence? And doing something crazy fun without her.

Sat Oct 11, 04:39:00 PM 2008  
Blogger Angie in Texas said...

a big toe . . . up her arse?

Sat Oct 11, 08:08:00 PM 2008  
Anonymous TwoBusy said...

Ex-Lax brownies?

(Did I say that or just think it?)

Sat Oct 11, 10:31:00 PM 2008  
Blogger KandeeInNY said...

Do you have your old top to your wedding cake? I'm just thinking you could drop it on the door step.

Sun Oct 12, 12:15:00 AM 2008  
Blogger Hanke said...

A divorce?

Sun Oct 12, 07:54:00 AM 2008  
Anonymous uumomma said...

DAMN steapping over the the junk stole my idea..
so i 2ed that

TP her house

Sun Oct 12, 03:00:00 PM 2008  
Blogger Mike said...

Chastity belt and throw away the key...

Mon Oct 13, 10:47:00 PM 2008  
Blogger Ben and Bennie said...

A six-pack of one of the many wonderful autumn brews...for yourself. And maybe a nail halfway tapped into her left rear tire.

Tue Oct 14, 12:34:00 PM 2008  
Blogger womaninawindow said...

Loads of karma up the arse!

Tue Oct 14, 09:19:00 PM 2008  
Blogger tonya said...

I've stumbled upon your blog and I may be hooked. First time reader, first time commenting.
She'll look back and regret it and by then, it'll be only too late. You'll be happier than you thought was possible and be thankful for whatever lessons all this has taught you.
And as far as a gift...hmm. Maybe that will be a dish best served later on. Right smack dab in the middle of a moment that she misses you and you're....well, not missing her.

Tue Oct 28, 10:48:00 PM 2008  

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