Tuesday, March 27, 2007

In The Spirit of A Harlequin Romance Novel

The two lovers were lying in bed one night after a long day of toiling in the fields of life. They talked about the next time they could be together, wishing their jobs, PTO meetings & swim classes would not interfere. All was quiet, for the children were finally asleep and the only light in the room was coming from a small lamp from Target on the bedside table.

He was lying on his side, propped up by a arm made strong from the computer mouse he so bravely wielded. She was lying on her back enjoying the warmth from the heating pad. The lamp glowed behind her, creating a beautiful silhouette of her face.

Then something caught his eye, a glimpse of his lover's innermost beauty rarely seen. He told her not to move, wishing the moment would last forever. He slowly reached over and ever so softly caressed her cheek and traced her beautiful lips with his finger and then...


Who said romance is dead?



Blogger Redneck Mommy said...

Dude, I really hope Mrs. Joe has a sense of humor about her freakishly long nose hairs.

Or you may never get another hummer in your life span.

Maybe for her birthday you should buy her some nose hair trimmers??

Wed Mar 28, 10:45:00 AM 2007  
Anonymous CrankMama said...

I'm so disappointed!! I really DIG that picture and I had high hopes.



Wed Mar 28, 12:51:00 PM 2007  
Blogger BlogWhore said...

that is too funny.

p.s. i've got a new url.

Wed Mar 28, 04:19:00 PM 2007  
Blogger Em said...

Oh this was excellent. I love "the arm made strong by the mouse he so bravely wielded". I bet you had to use that same strong arm to defend yourself when Mrs. Joe went all kung-foo on you!

Wed Mar 28, 07:32:00 PM 2007  
Blogger Sue said...

She didn't cry when you yanked it out? (that doesn't sound right either)...and I was so with you up 'til that point.

Thu Mar 29, 10:15:00 AM 2007  
Blogger EmmaK said...

Very funny, but like crankmama, I was already shallow breathing a little and sucking on my pen lasciviously when I saw that luscious picture of that He-male and was hoping for something arousing and alluring. maybe in the next post??

Thu Mar 29, 11:29:00 AM 2007  
Blogger creative-type dad said...


That picture is cracking me up. Fabio's got some freakishly hairy legs.

Fri Mar 30, 11:58:00 AM 2007  
Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

YEOUCH!! I would have been kicked out of bed for that.

Fri Mar 30, 04:05:00 PM 2007  

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